Kerry, our beloved regular customer

A Farewell, Brewed With Love

For Kerry — our favourite regular, champion chatter, and the reason we perfected the oat flat white. This one's for you.

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Our Story

Nine years of flat whites, cheese sticks, and top-tier banter.

2017

First Order

You rocked up for the first time and somehow the chat was better than the coffee. Rude, honestly.

2018–2019

The Golden Years Kick Off

So many flat whites, long blacks and cheese sticks, plus way too many good chats to count.

2020–2021

The Great Coffee Drought

Covid shut everything down and the counter went dead quiet. No orders, no chats, just us missing you for two whole years. Tragic stuff.

2022–2025

We're Back, Baby

Doors reopened in 2022 and you strolled right back in like nothing happened. Order hadn't changed one bit.

2026

The Big Farewell

You're heading off, but that order is permanently etched into our brains.

The Order

The sacred trio. Memorised by heart, made with love.

Oat milk flat white with beautiful latte art in a black cup

Oat Flat White

The everyday classic

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Oat Flat White

“Smooth, warm, always shows up. Basically the human version of a comfy jumper.”

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Cold milk being poured into a long black coffee

Long Black, Splash of Cold Milk

The serious business order

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Long Black, Splash of Cold Milk

“No nonsense, straight to the point. Very much your Monday morning meeting energy.”

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Golden-brown baked cheese stick pastry from the café

Cheese Stick

The cheat day special

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Cheese Stick

“Rules were made to be broken, and apparently so was your diet. Zero regrets, we respect it.”

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The Message

Dear Kerry,

Nine years. That is a lot of oat flat whites, a ridiculous amount of cheese sticks, and probably enough coffee to keep Melbourne awake for a week.

You were never just a customer. You were one of those people who somehow became part of the place. You knew everyone, always stopped for a chat, asked how we were going, and actually cared about the answer.

You made busy mornings more fun, Monday mornings more bearable, and cheat days much easier to justify.

We are definitely going to miss making your coffee, but more than that, we are going to miss seeing you walk through the door. The laughs, the stories, the random chats, and the energy you brought with you every time.

Wherever you end up next, we hope the coffee is strong, the cheese sticks are warm, and whoever makes your oat flat white knows exactly what they are doing.

And if they don't… you know where to find us.

With lots of love and way too many coffees,
The whole team ☕

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How many farewell coffees can you pour for Kerry?

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coffees poured

“Go on, pour her one for the road.”

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A little something for you

Dear Kerry…

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